Do not try this at home. These are Professionals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uRIMUBnvw&feature=youtu.be

Uploaded by consciousmen on Mar 22, 2011

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Now, if you've seen this, I feel your pain, and I humbly wish we can join hands in poker playing, cigar smoking, and belching. In the interests of solidarity, I will drink some beer. Please don't take off your shoes. I am only so much able to feel solidarity with you. That would break this bond, I suspect.

Then, let us bow our heads in huddle, and you can pass me the ball. I will make a touch-down if you can tackle Rocco and Vinnie from behind without getting caught. Then we can hit on their wives and have more fun.

In deep spiritual whatever and ya-ya, I thank the people at Pajamas Media for bringing this to our attention. I will spring for the pizza so long as they don't bitch over anchovies.

Ahem.