Swedish Marital Aids

Wondering what to get a Swedish man for Christmas? Well, wonder no more. Since he's Muslim get him some wife equipment.

Swedish Judge Proposes Approving Bill Permitting Polygamy

A leading Swedish judge, Prof. Stefan Lindskog, has submitted a draft bill permitting polygamy in Sweden, explaining that "the law should not interfere in religious matters or in matters pertaining to each individual."

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The draft bill which expresses an essential change in the outlook of Sweden's religious establishment, is expected to spark extensive debate.

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Source: Alarabiya.net, December 16, 2007

http://www.thememriblog.org/blog_personal/en/4131.htm

Yes, there are horse-lovers and whores-lovers, what's the difference? They're Swedish, after all, and Muslim women are meant to be ridden. It's a religious thing.

I have nothing against Swedish women, and I dare say I'd screw them. Why not, everyone else does. But being an ignorant American cowboy I use tack and saddles for horses, not for women; and there it looks like I'm just not sophisticated enough to make it in Europe's socialist paradise.

It looks like ethnic Swedes are on the way out, what with the abortion rate and lack of pregnancies to begin with. Well, it doesn't matter, because there are lots of women in the world, and who needs Swedes? Obviously no one needs them, particularly Swedish men and women. Unless they're Muslim. Anyway, for that special Swede on your Christmas list, he's got to be Muslim. So don't call the present anything to do with Christmas. Call it jizya.